Sent in by Johann, a site user, via my Gmail: I live in a small town in the south; I was walking home, it must have been around midnight – 1am. I walked past a building in the town centre and started hearing sounds that felt familiar. There was a closed shutter on the ground floor, but you could see there was light behind it; it was the only flat in that building where there still seemed to be any activity. I decide to get closer to listen properly, and sure enough it was what I thought; a young couple was fucking; listen closely, she sounds pretty naughty;